2015年3月25日 星期三

英語加油站- 初老的50條症狀 (我可能不會愛你)

初老的50條症狀

(台詞回顧)
 李大仁
我最近… 突然有個感覺
有一個東西老是在跟我們作對 
有時候 我們很想追著它 希望得到它 好像得到它之後 
我們就可以擁有很多很多東西

有的時候 
我們又會突然被它追的喘不過氣來 
很希望它突然消失 最好永遠都不要再來找我們
 就是時間 
一個曾經每個少女的期待它跑快一點 
可以長大到 能夠擁有認識的第一雙高跟鞋

生日快樂
歡迎光臨「初老的世界」

蠢斃的男人 and 永遠的手下敗將 
我不反對 你叫你的三十歲初老 
不過我的三十歲叫人生的高潮
那代表了我終於遠離了 
傻不愣登 幼稚無知 荷包扁扁 老是被男人騙的智障歲月

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01枕頭旁邊,電腦鍵盤旁邊,出現一堆萬金油、白花油、綠油精等提神藥方
There are a lot of essential oil products next to your pillow and your computer.


02
、只要坐下來,小腹就有一灘肉
As long as you take a seat, there will be proud flesh within your abdomen.

03
、莫名其妙就會一大早醒過來
You will wake up from a usual sleep much earlier than ever before.

04
、躺在沙發看八點檔連續劇30分鐘就會開始熟睡
Whenever you lying on the sofa watching the series of old-fashioned drama, you will definitely fall
asleep within 30 minutes.

05
、對於沒有結論而冗長的會議充滿厭惡
Deeply getting sick of those lengthy and pointless meetings is already a part of your personality.

06
、覺得自己快要被一堆密碼淹沒了!
Your living is full of lots of different secret codes which are bothering you all the time.

07
、對於年輕朋友不讓座這件事情會非常介意
If the younger people are not even willing to offer their seats to the elders, it will irritate you abundantly.

08、對於磁場不對的人,可以毫無牽掛的跟他說再見、再見、再見……
When facing somebody who lives in a different world, you will send any kind of messages to kick him/her away without the least hesitation.

09KTV熱門點播排行榜的歌曲完全不會唱
The hottest songs would be out of your recognition and knowledge ever.

10
、以前可以唱KTV到天亮,現在只要熬夜一天,就會累一個禮拜
Once upon the time, you used to sing and hang out with your friends all the way to the daybreak; but now, staying up for only a day is nothing but killing you.

11、急於想加入facebook之類的網路活動,以免被年輕給遺棄
Being eager to join the social network like Facebook is not because you are interested in itin contrast, you are just afraid of losing the connections with the teens.

12
、如果不喃喃自語,腦子就會打結
Whenever you get busy, a method of soliloquizing can solve all of the tough issues.

13
、越近的事情越容易忘記,越久以前的事情反而越是記得
It is usual for you to get lost of the daily details; in the meantime, the memory of the ole time is becoming clear for you.

14
、覺得五分埔與路邊攤的T恤都是給紙片人穿的
Being deeply convinced of that those clothes brought in Wu Fen Pu or the street vendors can only fit the “bony”.

15、以前煩惱青春痘,現在煩惱小細紋
Instead of being bother by the acne, the wrinkles would be your most concern now.

16、除非參加清早晨運的甩手功或廟會朝山活動,否則很難找到比自己年齡大的聚會
Unless you attend the hand-moving cultivations or temple fairs, you might never run into anyone who is older than you.

17、對於陌生網友的「我們可以交朋友嗎?」說法,覺得無比愚蠢而沒有耐心
You are always impatient or feeling sick of the strangers throw out such superficial opening remarks like “can we be friends?”

18、認識新朋友的速度與機率逐漸鈍化
The chances for you to get familiar with new friends are diminishing.

19
、越來越覺得專家說法都是唬爛
Completely lost the confidence of the saying made by the so-called 
experts.
20、如果一天沒有吃綠色蔬菜就會覺得身體怪怪的
If the diets you take are lack of vegetables, you will find it a little bit creepy.

21、逐漸沒有耐心替爛朋友收爛攤了
You are gradually losing patience of closing up the mess caused by the fair-weather friends.

22
、越來越不喜歡改變「已經習慣的習慣」
Growing a steady spin of resisting to change original lifestyle.

23
、很討厭在外面過夜,因為要帶好多東西
Because of the inconvenience of carrying lots of necessaries with you, spending night in unacquainted places would trouble you very much.

24
、不知不覺,隨身攜帶溫水壺和牙線棒
You start to bring the thermos flask and dental flossers with you unconsciously.

25
、懶的交新朋友的原因,是因為懶的從頭交代自己的人生
Getting tired of making new friends is just because you are already tired of confessing any of your past.

26
、終於認清「老天爺真的很忙」!
Totally agree with the theory of that the god couldn
t help you with everything. Because shit happens in many different forms all the time!

27
、每次看到某某歌手某某影星過世的消息,就要感嘆一次,我們的時代過去了
Every time you copy any news of a movie star or a singer's death, the mourning of the times passing is for you to make.  

28、總是把「重要的東西」放在「重要的地方」,然後把那個「重要的地方」徹底忘記
Always choose to leave the crucial things in major places, and totally forget about the whole thing afterward.

29、說你看過「東京愛情故事」,知道完治與莉香,周遭一片嘩然
It is amazing that if you tell the others you had been reading the Japanese comics named Big Comic Spirits, and also familiar with the main roles like Kanji and Li Xiang.

30、朋友們離婚的(數量/年度)開始超越結婚的(數量/年度)
The sum of the number of the divorces made by your friends is getting more than the opposite one.

31、對於星座、運勢、紫微斗數、塔羅牌、兩性專家與勵志書,已經不感興趣
Not even interested in the theories made by astrology, horoscope, astrology, tarot, gender experts and inspirational books anymore.

32、參加告別式的機率比婚禮多,包白包的機會比包紅包的機會多
The opportunity of attending farewell ceremonies is getting more and more; in the meantime, the chance of giving out the white envelope is getting higher and higher as well.

33、再也不覺得年輕辣妹或帥哥是一種天上掉下來的幸福
No longer take the appearances of young charming girls or boys as blessings of your life.

34、以前糟蹋身體,現在被身體糟蹋
You used to torture your body; but now, the quality of your lives is being bullied by your body.

35、開始注意醫藥新聞,譬如銀杏是不是可以預防老年痴呆
Becoming more attracted to the news related to issues of healthcare such as the preventions of Alzheimer's disease influenced by the ginkgos.

36、對於手機鈴聲開始感覺不耐煩
You start to get tired of the ringing of ringtone.

37、開始關心商品成分、製造商以及賞味期限。
Beginning to care about the products elements, producers and the expiry dates of your charming freshness is unavoidable.

38、最近有件事要告訴你,可是一看見你就全忘了
Recently, here are a couple things I need to tell you, but as soon as I meet you, the memory is all gone.

39、對路邊的問卷部隊非常有意見
Grabbing opinions with the crowds who always try to stuck a lot of questionnaires into your hands.

40、對詐騙集團開始產生周旋的戰鬥力
You are equipped with the special ability of having dogfights with the fraud gangs sufficiently.

41、逐漸喜歡到傳統市場買菜
The duration you wander around in the traditional markets is getting longer and longer.

42、最討厭聽到「如果你不怎樣,就不能怎樣」這種威脅
Hate to hear such kinds of threats like “if you don’t obey to…, you will suffer from… afterward”.

43
、在床上睡不著,起床看電視卻立刻在沙發上打呼了起來。
Instead of lying on the bed, watching television would be strong sleeping pills to get you fell asleep rapidly.

44
、不想起那個忘掉的名字絕不善罷干休
You will never give up thinking about the names you couldn’t actually memorize.

45
、對於RAP一點好感都沒有
Couldn’t catch any figure of favor with rap is a truth for you.

46
、一堆人喊你XX姊、XX哥,而你很想叫他們――閉嘴!
There are plenty of people enjoy calling you by using the honorific idioms, and you are dying to shout their mouths.

47
、討厭過生日這件事
Hate to have any birthday celebrations.

48
、在「不好意思」和「多爭取就會賺到」兩者間,漸漸倒向了後者
You are already tired of skipping all the chances you can absolutely catch.

49
、對超商的集點活動完全沒興趣
Not even interested in the collection activities held by the convenience store at all.
50、對完美起疑,對不完美深信不疑!

Never believe in the perfections of your lives, but completely convinced with the sickness of the whole society.

資料來源我可能不會愛你 維基百科
http://goo.gl/BbhAp

2015年3月18日 星期三

英語加油站- 玄妙無窮.星座英文應用教學

玄妙無窮‧星座英文應用教學


        有關於星座,有別於一般天文學所撰述的天體,其實我們平常談論的星座比較偏向於命理結構議題,也就是所謂的西洋占星術(Western Astrology),才是我們俗稱的星座,是今日最普及於坊間的占星術體系,也為具代表性的古典命理學,主要是將黃道帶人爲劃分為十二個隨中氣點移動(與實際星作位置不一致)得君等區域以分別充當實際的黃道星座

        現代科學認爲西洋占星術是僞科學的,就像是指鹿爲馬一樣地將這些與實際星座毫無關係的十二中氣的間隔區域說成是星座,將十二個中氣點說成是星座的起始點。西洋占星術使用這些人為劃分的區域充當天象依「上行、下效」原則反映、支配著人類活動,因此十二星宮代表了十二個基本人格型態或感情特質。

       如同在東亞地區的一些民族根據出生年份所代表的動物來定義一個人的生肖,在很多國家,一個人的出生月份就以星座來對應。西洋占星術就是試圖對應人的出生時間和這些均等劃分的區域來解釋人的性格和命運。
        
       西洋占星術通常分為僞恆星年派和中氣春分年派兩支,但僞恆星年派只不過是基於中氣年派的每個等分時間點再加上25.5日,與真正的恆星年或恆星時毫無關係。
     
       當前,西洋占星術在歐美日等西方發達國家(除少數信奉國教的歐美國家之外)已經很少有人相信,而在諸如中國大陸地區等多數世俗國家卻很有市場。

Aries 牡羊座 (321日~42​​0日)

1.
感情:
a.: 對待自己的另一半像個糾察隊, 隨時給你高分貝的叮嚀
(
建議: 其實可以偶爾展現一下自己濃厚的女人味, 讓另一半陶醉)
During the moment of dealing with the lover, always serve as the pickets to give you all of the well-balanced reminders.
(It could be fascinating of embracing the womanliness of yourselves)
b.: 對待感情, 像個無所畏懼的戰士, 高水準的行動力, 時時刻刻需要另一半的鼓勵
(
建議: 需要學習的是踏實地尊重他人意願, 維持關係的和諧)
The way they treat their own relationships, always act like fearless warriors who are full of the motives to take control of everything; They need mates who are willing to support and encourage them.
(With the respect to learn how to obtain other people’s wishes; in order to maintain the relationship in harmony)

2. 個性:
火相的牡羊,具備絕對自信的自我力量。
The fire element of Arise always brings the assertive “faith” energy with him/her.

3. 生活面:
The personality of persistence will lead them to success. But their impulsive temper may also cause some other problems.
堅持會使你成功,但是愛衝動的毛病也會帶來麻煩。

Taurus 金牛座(421521日)

1. 感情:
a.: 金牛座的愛, 像一位貼身管家, 掌管你的金錢、生活、工作還有你整個人
(
建議: 偶爾發揮一下自己的幽默感, 會讓彼此的關係更甜蜜)
The love given by Taurus always serves as a housekeeper who in charge of your money, living, jobs and the whole person of you.
(Sometimes, you should give a try of showing some sense of humor, perhaps the whole situation will turn even better)

b.: 屬於居家良伴, 喜愛安定舒適, 需要具備足夠耐心及坦承的另一半
(
建議: 要去學習更直率的情感表達, 就是要敢愛、敢恨)
A personality who could be the most suitable person accompanying you to do anything you like. Inclined to living in a stable lifestyle. They need somebody who is patient and always willing to bear the burden with him/her.
(You can be more like yourselves and make the emotions of love and hate more distinct)

2. 個性:
The Earth element of Taurus would probably bring the strength and the desire for solid position or power.
土相的金牛,這樣的特質有時或許會為他們帶來渴望並具有腳踏實地的能力。

3.
生活面: You might be a little bit slow-witted, but your consistency will make it up.
你也許反應有一點慢,但是你的堅毅會彌補這個缺點。

Gemini 雙子座(522日~621日)

1. 感情:
a.: 雙子座的愛就是永遠都需要你的陪伴, 喜歡和你一起探索世界的未知及趣味性
(
建議: 由於興趣廣泛, 常常會讓自己顯得立場、態度飄忽不定, 可以試著對另一半偶爾表示一下妳那專一、穩定的感情)
The loving of Gemini is always looking for an eternal companion, they enjoy every second spent exploding the unknown and the happiness with you.

(Because of the interests they have been getting involved are too wide, their attitude or focus sometimes would seem to be roving around, it keeps their lovers feeling  insecure; I’ll suggest give your lovers some promises to let the people who you truly care about to experience your stable emotion sometimes)

b.: 最大的問題就是小聰明太多, 有時候還不如一句最直接的告白
(
建議: 最需要學習的是誠實跟適度的坦白)
The biggest problem would be always relying on the little tricks, but sometimes you just need to show your love more frankly.
(All you need is to maintain your honesty and confession)

2. 個性:
The Air element of Gemini brings communication, intellect and speed.
風向星座的特質讓雙子座具有溝通能力,智慧和速度。

3. 生活面:
Your mutable motivati​​on brings adaptability.
你的多變使你能夠適應事物。

Cancer
巨蟹座(622日~722日)

1. 感情:
a.: 巨蟹座的愛永遠都像一位慈愛的母親, 給你無微不至的叮嚀和關心
(
建議: 孩子的媽, 偶爾也要讓妳的情人, 自個出去好好地闖蕩、冒險一下吧!)
The love of Cancer is serving as a thoughtful mother, always make sure to give you the considerate care and concern.
(Sometimes, you just need to let your babe to explore and feel the world on their own;
Just leave some space or freedom to them)

b.: 月亮掌管的巨蟹, 永遠是家園的保全, 敏感、愛家又念舊, 需要一位善解人意的伴侶(建議: 要去學習幫自己建立明確的目標跟計畫, 不留戀於過去)
Cancer is ruled by the moon, they are perfect securities of our hometown, remaining the personality of being sensitive, faithful to their home and fond of the old times. If there is a mate who could be as considerate as they are, it would be perfect.
(Gonna figure out some specific purposes and plans for your dream, never delay leaving from the past)

2.
個性:
Cancer's element is Water. Symbolic of the emotions, water signs need to give and receive.
巨蟹座是水相星座。水是情感的象徵,水的特質是給予和接受。

3. 生活面:
Good memory is your born gift.
良好的記憶力是你與生俱來的天賦。

Leo 獅子座(723日~823日)

1. 感情:
a.: 獅子座沉浸在愛情的甜蜜裡時, 是一隻溫馴、愛撒嬌的喵咪, 但是生起氣來, 又會變身成叢林裡獅王
(
建議: 要學著為自己的脾氣跟性情設置一個停損點)
When Leo is intoxicated with the sweetness of the love, they would act like a group of tender kitties; but when they are pissed off, there would be the arrogant lions you have to deal with.
(Take control of your temper nicely!)
b.: 太陽掌管的獅子座是萬獸之王, 愛當大哥、當明星, 需要跟他一樣亮眼, 又懂得欣賞他的另一半 (建議: 需要學習的是與世無爭跟再做決定時的獨立性)
Love to be the shining star within the crowd they have been staying, hence, they always wish to run into some people who are as outstanding as they do.
(You don’t need to live a world where are full of enemies to prove the excellence of yourselves, just make sure to build up your independences)

2. 個性: Leo is Fire to the core! Fire brings a desire to create, innovate, and lead.
獅子座是火相星座的中心。火引發了創造,革新和領導的慾望。

3. 生活面:
Your fixed motivati​​on adds self-reliance. But remember to balance self-confidence with humility.
你對目標的堅定不移使你自信。但是記住自信也需要謙虛來平衡。

Virgo
處女座(824日~923日)

1. 感情:
a.: 處女座的愛, 像董事長的特助, 自己再怎麼忙、再怎麼累, 也一定要確保情人接受到自己最全面的協助
(建議: 有話當說直須說, 莫待一切來不及)
The exhibitions of Virgo’s love always help them serve just like an assistant of CEO in the lives of yours.
No matter how tired or busy they are, they will try everything to overcome the problems with you.
(Split out your thoughts and feelings of your mind)

b.: 水星掌管的處女座, 是完美主義者, 聰明、有效率又注重細節, 需要懂得感恩, 又能時時給予稱讚的伙伴 (建議: 要去學習更加深入的包容、體諒以及接納身邊其他人所付出的心力)
Typically a completist who fulfill the goals with brilliant minds and high efficiency, besides always focus on the details they can see. They need companions filled with tolerance and thankfulness, if you can give some complements would be even better.
(Must learn how to take the tolerance, understanding and acceptance into your working subject much deeper, besides, gonna cherish the contributions of others)

2. 個性:
Ruled by shape-shifting Mercury, Virgo works hard to stability.
在流動的水星控制下,處女座需要努力才能獲得穩定。

3. 生活面:
A good educational background is important. Diligence is your advantage.
良好的教育背景很重要。你的優點是勤奮。

Libra
天秤座(924日~1023日)

1. 感情:
a.: 天秤座的愛, 像大學教授, 永遠都會給你最準確、客觀的評估和意見
(
建議: 對於自己的感情, 偶爾要學著展現一下自己的熱情)
Always act like professor in college, make sure to give you the best, the most objective evaluations and opinions for you.
(Never conceal your passion of loving somebody)

b.: 金星掌管的天秤座, 是平衡主義者, 重視和平、美感且思慮周密, 需要果斷的小幫手作陪伴 (建議: 要去實踐更具體的行動跟自我表達)
Theoretically activists of balance who value peace and aesthetics the most, and always being thoughtful with every task they complete. The partners with feature of remaining firm and resolute would be perfect.
(You only need to take actions to move the mountain or express yourselves)

2. 個性:
Libra represents the Air element. It is a sign that is more extroverted and active.
天秤座是風相星座。其特性比較外向和主動。

3. 生活面:
Your great need to share; to be fair and impartial will help you a lot.
你要求與他人分享和公平的願望會給你很大幫助。

Scorpio 天蠍座(1024日~1122日)

1. 感情:
a.: 天蠍座的愛, 像一座穩固、扎實的堡壘, 極盡安全, 但你可能會找不到出口
(建議: 可以試試看對自己的另一半, 偶爾展現一下自己的信任)
The love of Scorpio just like a solid fortress, it’s too safe for you to find a way out for some fresh air.
(Sometimes, you can show some respect and trust to your lover, it might improve the relationships)

b.: 冥王星跟火星所掌管的天蠍座, 是名符其實的黑暗騎士, 隨時準備付出所有, 在相處上, 喜歡保持神祕/懸念, 對於感情義無反顧, 不斷死而復生, 需要的是一位忠誠度極高的伴侶
(
建議: 你們的感情生活無須戒慎戒恐, 要去學習的是簡單、輕鬆寫意的步調跟氛圍)
Typically a dark knight who is willing to feel and love abundantly keeps the information or images of their own mysterious. The attitude of engaging with their lovers is persistent. They need the soul mate whoever is absolutely loyal to the whole relationship.

2. 個性:
Scorpio is a Water element, and this makes it a somewhat enigmatic sign.
水相星座的特質有時會使得天蠍有些神秘。

3. 生活面:
Study would never be a problem for Scorpio. You just need more confidence.
學習對天蠍來說從來都不是問題。只需要更多的自信。

Sagittarius
射手座(1123日~1221日)

1. 感情:
a.: 射手座的愛, 像大學室友一樣, 相處起來輕鬆自在, 沒有壓力
(建議: 偶爾要對自己的生活細節或是另一半對妳的付出, 稍微再細心一點體會更感受)
The love of Sagittarius is just like getting you into a situation of staying with roommates. It’s relaxing.
(Sometimes, you shall keep an eye on others’ concern, be more thoughtful)


b.
: 木星所掌管的射手座, 永遠是活力的發電廠, 個性開朗、熱愛冒險也常常求新求變, 需要一位能夠直率表達心情的伴侶
(
建議: 要適度去學習幫自己培養細微的觀察力, 以及跟另一半圓滿的溝通協調能力)
Sagittarius who are open-minded and challenge-enjoying are always full of energy to fulfill everything. They need a lover can be always straightforward to him/her. 

2. 個性:
Sagittarius is Fire energy. This is a very active, extroverted sign.
射手座是火相星座。射手非常主動、外向。

3. 生活面:
You definitely have talent. But you still have to concentrate more.
你確有天賦,但是你應該更加專心。

Capricorn
摩羯座(1222日~120日)

1. 感情:
a.: 摩羯座的愛, 會時常像你的一位高階主管, 直接領導跟幫你規劃將來
(
建議: 因為比任何人都更看重自己的事業跟職涯發展, 所以常常會讓另一半有所質疑: 妳到底是嫁給了工作, 還是嫁給我? 所以, 要適度學習放下工作, 好好享受一下與另一半的邂逅跟深度培養感情)

b.: 土星掌管的摩羯座, 永遠是一位堅毅的實踐家, 緻密的計劃以及絕佳的行動力, 需要一位適度尊重及崇拜他的伴侶
(
建議: 需要學習的是為人處事可以多多少少再感性、隨和一些)

2. 個性:
Capricorn is the leader of the Earth signs. Here is a stabilizing force, one of the hardest-working signs of the Zodiac.
魔羯座是土相星座的領頭人。是黃道12宮裡最穩定最努力工作的星座。

3. 生活面:
Patience and caution are your advantages.
你的優點是堅持不懈和謹慎。

Aquarius
水瓶座(121日~219日)

1. 感情:
a.: 水瓶座的愛, 常常像一陣龍捲風, 你會不自覺地深陷其中, 不經意地隨之起舞
(
建議: 由於注重個人的時間跟生活空間, 也時常害怕陌生的改變或是嘗試, 所以跟情人的距離時常忽近忽遠, 讓另一半沒有安全感, 所以, 可以學著適度應許承諾, 做更深入的陪伴, 讓感情連貫)

b.: 天王星掌管的水瓶座, 永遠趨勢預言家、哲學家或是科學家,生活獨立,崇尚自由自在,需要一位不會過度依賴的伴侶
(
建議: 需要去學習獅子座的熱情和表現欲望, 撇除過度的內斂及含蓄, 愛就要大聲說出來)

2. 個性:
Ruled by shocking Uranus, Aquarius is very much epitomes the planet that inspires it. This sign has astonishing intellectual and communication skill.
受天王星控制的水瓶座簡直就是天王星的縮影。水瓶座具有令人吃驚的智慧和溝通能力。

3. 生活面:
Aquarius has a lot of adaptability. But you may try many new things but end up mastering none.
瓶子有非常好的適應能力。但是你可能嘗試了很多新事物後卻一事無成。

Pisces
雙魚座(220日~320日)

1. 感情:
a.: 雙魚座的愛, 像個純潔、天真的小女孩, 一旦認定了, 你就是她的全世界
(
建議: 因為投注在另一半身上的關注跟照顧, 永遠比自己本身還多非常多, 只在乎對方, 所以就理所當然地忽略掉了自己的感受, 所以, 要學著在甜蜜的兩人世界裡, 去找尋屬於自己的平衡, 活出自己的特色跟追求, 該妳當主角的時候, 就要大放異彩, 不用跟任何人客氣!)

b.: 海王星和木星掌管的雙魚, 永遠都是好好先生, 多愁善感、常常為他人犧牲也樂於包容, 需要的是一位長期、穩定的終生伴侶
(
建議: 需要去學習的處女和魔羯的處事原則清楚;讓自己跟他人的關係條理分明)

2. 個性:
Pisces is a Water element. Ruled by mystical Neptune, This sign is extremely receptive, compassionate, and other-directed.
雙魚座是水相星座。受神秘的海王星所控制。雙魚非常善於接納,富有同情心,並且很為別人著想。


資料來源: 西洋占星術 維基百科
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